According to Google, thats what I do.

Actually, its part of a fun little tag game I first saw on Chocolatita's Journal. I'm bored at work, so here we go...

Here's the rules:
Go to Google and search the following phrases using your first name. Use your REAL 1st name and be sure to put quotes "" around the search phrase. Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Kurt needs a hug.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Kurt looks like he's going to be one of those Law & Order:CI villains.

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Kurt says "We clean them quite often in the summer, because, as the manure breaks down, it creates heat."

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Kurt wants to wrestle Randy in an exhibition match.

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Kurt Does His Taxes Listening To Hatebreed.

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Kurt hates shopping, especially when it means aimless browsing.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Kurt asks her to get on all 4s on the floor.

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Kurt Goes Missing.

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Kurt likes to put things on fire.

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Kurt eats a big cricket at work.

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Kurt wears a plain kneepanhts sailor suit, a popular choice for German boys.

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Kurt was arrested for trespassing on the roof.

*That last one is funny because I actually was arrested once for trespassing on a roof.